Kids Joke of the Day
Published June 28th, 2012 | By Jay | No Comments »
Q: What did the fruit tree say to the farmer?
A: Stop picking on me!… Read more
Q: What did the fruit tree say to the farmer?
A: Stop picking on me!… Read more
Q: Why was the little strawberry crying?
A: Because his parents were in a jam… Read more
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue!… Read more
Q: Two flies are on the porch. Which one is the actor?
A: The one on the screen!… Read more
Q: Why don’t vampires like mosquito’s?
A: They don’t like competition!… Read more
Q: What’s the diffrence between a basketball player and a dog?
A: A dog drools a basketball player dribbles!… Read more
Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: Pleased to eat you!… Read more
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it’s too far to walk!… Read more
This one is for my son Ben:
Knock Knock:
Who’s there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Been knocking so long my hand hurts!… Read more
KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s There?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of here!… Read more